The Cat Who Met Himself, The Ballad of Chunk’s 8th Birthday

Shannon Willis

The Cat Who Met Himself, The Ballad of Chunk’s 8th Birthday

It was a day like any other, until Chunk walked into the living room and discovered he had been multiplied. The glowing rectangle on the wall, which usually displayed birds or loud movies, was broadcasting a masterpiece, a giant, magnificent tribute to Chunk himself. Happy 8th Birthday, the blue letters announced, confirming what he had always suspected that he was the star of this household.

The Cat Who Met Himself, The Ballad of Chunk’s 8th Birthday
Photo Credit: user/StinkerGoose/
The Cat Who Met Himself, The Ballad of Chunk’s 8th Birthday
Photo Credit: user/StinkerGoose/

He hopped onto the white coffee table to inspect the situation. The room felt different. There was a buzz in the air, a sense of ceremony. Sitting right there, within paw’s reach, was a long, layered sponge cake topped with a rainbow candle in the shape of an eight.

The Cat Who Met Himself, The Ballad of Chunk’s 8th Birthday
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Chunk sat beside the confection, striking a majestic pose. He looked at the glowing screen, then back at the room. It was a moment of deep reflection, the real cat sitting beneath the digital cat. He offered a stoic stare, asserting his dominance over both the furniture and his digital doppelgänger.

The Cat Who Met Himself, The Ballad of Chunk’s 8th Birthday
Photo Credit: user/StinkerGoose/

But dignity only lasts so long when buttercream is involved. The smell hit him sweet, milky, and rich. He stood up, stripes stretching, and leaned in closer. His eyes widened. His tongue darted out, just a quick flick to test the air, perhaps anticipating a bite. The giant Chunk on the screen seemed to look on with approval. After all, what is a birthday without a little taste of the royal feast?

The Cat Who Met Himself, The Ballad of Chunk’s 8th Birthday
Photo Credit: user/StinkerGoose/

This was his kingdom. The screen proved it. The cake celebrated it. And Chunk was ready to rule.


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