The Cone of Cat titude

Shannon Willis

The Cone of Cat titude

In a quiet corner of a sunlit room, a peculiar yellow cone stood like a sentinel of mischief. Boldly emblazoned with the words CAUTION BAD CAT!, it wasn’t a warning it was a throne. Inside lounged a black and white feline, the undisputed ruler of relaxation and drama.

The Cone of Cat titude
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This cat had mastered the art of theatrical repose. One day, it sprawled upside down, legs flung skyward as if surrendering to gravity’s whims. Another time, it curled with a paw over its face, shielding itself from the world’s expectations. And sometimes, it peered out with a raised tail and a look that said, Yes, I’m bad. Gloriously so.

The Cone of Cat titude
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The cone wasn’t just a cozy retreat it was a stage. Each pose was a performance, each stretch a soliloquy. The label BAD CAT became a badge of honor, a declaration of independence from rules, routines, and reputations.

The Cone of Cat titude
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Nearby, an orange and white companion nestled in a fluffy cave, the yin to the cone’s yang. Peaceful, curled, and content, this cat offered contrast a quiet foil to the dramatic flair of its cone dwelling counterpart.

The Cone of Cat titude
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Together, they told a story not of rebellion, but of personality. Of comfort found in the unexpected. Of spaces that reflect spirit. And of cats who, in their own way, remind us that being bad can be the most charming thing of all.


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